I'm doing everything the wrong way today
Certainly not my day...
The rain has subsided...I hear a bird beckoning to his friend outside my window.
"Hey you, you sulky bird, come out and play!"
"Today's not my day!" Sulky spat.
"Oh, com'on! You silly dope!" Birdy urged.
"Be quiet already!!" *Growls like a lion*
Birdy got a shock and flew away in haste at the speed of lightning, leaving a drizzle of smelly feathers at the spot he stood.
Sulky watched the feathers fall and grimaced. It thought to itself, "don't birds ever bathe? Yuck."
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